PHOTO PROMPT © Susan Eames
Leo’s boat has broken down scores of miles into the Atlantic. He finally reaches Sylvia.
“Honey,” he says. “You’re not going to believe this.”
“Yes dear,” he says. “I know it’s J.F.K.’s birthday.”
“Yes sweetheart, I realize the man’s dead. It was in all the papers.”
She then rambles on about the sale on pork chops at Krausmeyer’s, Mrs. Gerrity’s grandson’s report card, and the latest episode of her favorite T.V. show.
Finally she asks him, “Oh I’m so very sorry. What did you want, honey?”
Completely flabbergasted by then he simply sighs and says, “O, never mind.”
Interesting.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sometimes it’s better to just not say anything.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes a close mouth can bring about a happy life
LikeLiked by 1 person
Difference in priorities.
LikeLike
Sometimes you just have to admit defeat and go with the flow.
LikeLiked by 1 person
That’s true.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Dear Larry,
The boat might be preferable to going home.
Shalom,
Rochelle
LikeLiked by 1 person
I can believe that Shalom
LikeLike
I’m thinking he shouldn’t bother trying to get back. Not like she noticed him gone.
LikeLiked by 1 person
He should think twice before staying with her
LikeLiked by 1 person
I should think so!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’d be flabbergasted too. She’s pretty caught up in her little world. I wonder if she’ll wonder what HE wanted to say?
LikeLiked by 1 person
She’s sort of a combination of Gracie Allen and Lucy RIcardo so who knows how it’ll work out?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Cute – made me smile….
DB McNicol
author, traveler, shutterbug
Author Blog
Personal Blog
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks
LikeLike
It’s far more peaceful scores of miles away! Nice one Larry
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks Keith. It may be boring once in a while out there but it’s sometimes quite worth it
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sounds like a Benny Hill skit. Funny.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks I remember him well. I was thinking Lucy Ricardo and Gracie Allen but that’s good
LikeLiked by 1 person
You are welcome.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Funny story. Obviously they have very different priorities. Keep floating, Leo.
LikeLiked by 1 person
A good story, Larry. I love the humor. Poor Leo. Maybe he decides she won’t believe it. Her mind seems to be elsewhere. 😀 — Suzanne
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks Suzanne . The characters are based upon the Schnauzers of ‘Car 54 Where Are You?’ and others from that era
LikeLiked by 1 person
He has great patience!
LikeLiked by 1 person
He’d have to, with a wife like her
LikeLiked by 1 person