7 and Three Quarters Nutty

7 And Three Quarters Nutty

7 and Three Quarters Nutty Questions

Don’t just answer these questions with quick one word answers, but give them some body! Throw yourself into it.

 

A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?

This happened so long ago, during the ‘Dragnet’ era.   The cowboy was so smitten with the show he named his horse after Joe Friday.

A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?

This is a trick question. We all know roosters don’t lay eggs.  What it means is that the rooster put the egg on top of the barn roof.   Roosters are known for having an avian variation of manual dexterity. The direction of the egg’s roll~not egg roll~depends upon the direction of the wind.

A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught?

Doughnuts!!  It’s always those accursed doughnuts!!

A farmer had 752 sheep and took one shot that got them all. How did he do it?

It was a special shot glass.

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

Incorrectly

What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?

It’s a tie between eye and envelope.

What two keys can’t open any door?

G #, D♭

A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a single hair on his head got wet. How come?

He always stood sideways toward the direction of the wind.

 

 

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator full of men with BO, three soaked dogs, a basket filled with week old smelly socks or a box filled with used nappies?

The dogs, because they borrowed eggs from the rooster.

Would you rather look like an octopus, act like an octopus or be an octopus?

I’d rather look like an octopus because then I could laugh at people who are gullible enough to mistake me for a squid.

If you had the world’s attention for 30 seconds, what would you say?

I’d warn people about the risk of leaving out the tricky ‘R’ in Library and February.

Would you rather be able to copy and paste in real life, or undo in real life?

Copy and paste, because it’s more easily treatable by therapy.

Answers to be provided before you answer the questions on the underside of the outer edge of a defrosted ice cube, not thawed  mind, but most assuredly defrosted!

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Here’s another 7 And Three Quarters Nutty post from A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip.

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7 And Three Quarters Nutty

7 and Three Quarters Nutty Questions

Don’t just answer these questions with quick one word answers, but give them some body! Throw yourself into it.

How lucky are you and why?

I’ve always felt that I’m quite lucky.  I’ve always been terrified of odd numbers even though none of them has never hurt me.  Assuming that logic is applicable to everything , I must be amazingly lucky.

Do you believe in Bigfoot or just Big Feet?

I believe in Bigfoot, even though I haven’t seen him.  I also believe in big feet, because I have seen them.   I believe in alphabetical order, because it’s easy to memorize.

Why do they say the colour of money?

Officially there’s no one color of money, but trite clichés are unavoidably necessary in order to give people the ability to appreciate proper English.

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can they still hear their iPod?

If he runs at the speed of sound, he can’t hear. If he runs at the speed of light, he can’t see.  Forces of nature are quite jealous and spiteful, and bitterly resent a smart.ass.

 

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.

He and Santa Claus have a contest going.  No one knows how any one overweight guy in a red suit can be everyplace at precisely midnight once a year either, especially with all those toys to carry.  They spend the rest of the year trying to figure out if anyone’s noticed yet what they’re really up to.

What’s the best age you have been so far?

Six of one and half a dozen of the other.

 

Why is your left foot smaller than your right?

My parents were both from northeastern Pennsylvania, and it’s very helpful when I have to climb a really high mountain.

If you are blow drying your hair, how do you get to the back of your head? Do you need to know the art of ricochet?

I use a mirror and a foot stool because it’s somewhat farther up than the rest of my body.

What is Satan’s last name?

It’s Lucas. Every year, he puts on a red and white suit, grows a white beard, and gives Christmas presents to unsuspecting dyslexics.

What were you doing at midnight 37am last night?

I was arguing bitterly with my imaginary friends.

How weird is this? I know, right?

I don’t have an official weird scale so any guess would be so inaccurate.

What is your third favourite word of all time?

Fostoogle.

Answers to be polished up on the backside of the an Adam’s apple!

I’ve always heard it might have even been a pomegranate.

A Whacky questionnaire by Rory, AKA Bloke

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