Ham Face

Gertrude was such a Sweet girl, but she was so very self conscious, because of her having been born with… Read more Ham Face

The Check Up

Oy I was feeling off, so I went off to my Mr. M.D. said ‘hey’ to his receptionist and she… Read more The Check Up

Happy Felix Unger Day

Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself (Hoot Hoot)

Welcome back (theme to a favorite ’70’s show of mine playing in me head spontaneously) to Miz Quickly’s most fab… Read more Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself (Hoot Hoot)

Making Friends With Death

Thomas and Ellen were having lunch, reading the newspaper, merely enjoying a normal early afternoon, when suddenly the unthinkable happened.… Read more Making Friends With Death

Satanic Possession

Thomas and Ellen were trapped in a nightmare, in which they were wandering through an unfamiliar moor, surrounded by thick… Read more Satanic Possession

Having A Nice Time With Death

Chester and Agatha, having just finished off a nice wholesome supper, were about to sit down to some fresh piping… Read more Having A Nice Time With Death

The Annual Lottery

Harold and Margaret were confronted with three doors at the annual lottery. Only one would have behind it the kind… Read more The Annual Lottery

Anagrams

I have an offbeat interest in anagrams, which I refer to as a dyslexia moment. Among the ones I have… Read more Anagrams

Rory’s Weekend Quickie

Name one sport that is already dangerous but would be lethal if you were naked? Martial arts or hockey, would… Read more Rory’s Weekend Quickie