Important Milestone

It was Saturday afternoon. After having spent his monthly ten minutes in the confessional, answering to the bishop, the Pawn… Read more Important Milestone

The Perpetual Victim’s Society

Gertrude was always prepared to control people by way of emotional browbeating, ever ready to berate them with accusations of… Read more The Perpetual Victim’s Society

Albert’s Dead

Because of Albert’s having always been quite a notoriously bad judge of character, people were wondering who might have murdered… Read more Albert’s Dead

A Death At the Birthday Party

For Bridget’s twenty fourth birthday, she threw a big party. Unfortuntately there was a Murder. Someone must have had a… Read more A Death At the Birthday Party

On A Budget

I enjoy food that can be counted upon to Last so recently I went to a local grocer that advertised… Read more On A Budget

Farm Animal Symbolism

I recently noticed that people in extreme age ranges are referred to as goats. The very young, from childhood to… Read more Farm Animal Symbolism

A High Number

My absolute ideal has always been to be decked out in perfect 1960’s style. All I need to be the… Read more A High Number

Victim Status

The entitled Social Justice Warriors, having set themselves up as in complete and utter charge of all things at all… Read more Victim Status

Practical Joke

Fred, a devoted camouflage artist, had been determined for many decades to Hone his ability to blend into any environment,… Read more Practical Joke

Wishful Thinking

Fred’s Fairy Godparents agreed to Grant him the three wishes he wanted but unfortunately they couldn’t guarantee the Grant his… Read more Wishful Thinking