Killer Cows

Nellie was constantly laughing at Bessie because of her uncontrollable fear of cows. ‘Ha! Ha! said she. ‘ Someday you’ll… Read more Killer Cows

Civil Disobedience

Fred and Ralph decided they were’nt willing to wear the Phrygian cap, symbol of the revolution. Nor were they willing… Read more Civil Disobedience

Helpful Fred

Fred was awfully sweet, kindhearted, gentle, and compassionate, always trying to Assuage Blanche’s troubles whenever she needed help. Of course… Read more Helpful Fred

A Gentleman

I see such a large fellow named Zero. He follows everyone around and always seems to fit in. He often… Read more A Gentleman

The Don

Fred, who considered himself a modern Man Of La Mancha, thought it proper to devote his life to an attempt… Read more The Don

Narcissism

In the Great Society the Entitled Ones have distorted all. Truth has been replaced by Value judgments, which are really… Read more Narcissism

A Revolution

I recently heard tell of a totalitarian regime which, having stolen its country’s throne, thereby usurping Unchecked power, proceeded to… Read more A Revolution

The Perfect Gentleman

I have many vices, character defects, and weaknesses in general, each of which is like a mad, enraged animal, which… Read more The Perfect Gentleman

The Lindenhurst Slasher

Carl was doing his Spanish homework, little suspecting that the Lindenhurst Slasher would be in town. All he was interested… Read more The Lindenhurst Slasher

Theology Class In Wintertime

I can’t wait for tomorrow’s big theology class. This week we’re studying the chapter on chiastic structure. It’s a literary… Read more Theology Class In Wintertime