We’re In Big Trouble

I’m so very sorry about the results of November’s election. It was so sad to know that Biden was inaugurated… Read more We’re In Big Trouble

Toora Loora Loora

Folks cling to the official party line When it comes to reasoning behind The masks and the staying six feet… Read more Toora Loora Loora

Take Advantage

Daily I enter me crucible In which I am subjected to Such obscenely white hot Scorching temperatures The conflagration of… Read more Take Advantage

The Plague

Someday, of course, in the far away future, when looking back upon the problems of 2020 through 2021, we shall… Read more The Plague

Primitive Bill

Bill, having gotten fed up with life, Moved to a deserted island In the middle of the ocean. Having let… Read more Primitive Bill

Harriet’s Vocabulary

‘Good day, Mother, Father,’ Harriet said, having gotten home from school. ‘Miss Crabtree, having affected a most languid posture, surreptitiously… Read more Harriet’s Vocabulary

The Merry Go Round Ride

‘Dear Sir,’ The brief note read, ‘You are hereby cordially Invited to attend our annual Merry~Go~Round ride, Fourth of July… Read more The Merry Go Round Ride

An Adventure

I’ve been on a Quixotic adventure As long as popsicles can become rockets An banana splits can become other planets… Read more An Adventure

Distinctive

I got a new metronome and It’s always a smidge offbeat. I got a new guitar and It’s always tuned… Read more Distinctive

Henry Explains It All To Peter

‘Liberalism,’ Henry reminded Peter, ‘Is the ultimate paradox. They’re supposed peaceniks who condone the merciless slaughter of unborn children. They’re… Read more Henry Explains It All To Peter