Ralph and Gertrude were enjoying a leisurely stroll by their favorite spot.
“It’s too bad we can never get your brother to join us,” she complained.
“Yeah,” he admitted. “Sam’s plum terrified of water. Once when we were growing up, I asked him why. He explained that long ago he was on a large unsinkable ship that hit an iceberg. Next thing he knew, he was stranded someplace and told to wait for another family to come and get him.”