When the Cart Precedes the Horse

“Everybody knew Nellie and Albert weren’t happy,” Sadie told Zeke. “One day he up and left, moving thirty miles away… Read more When the Cart Precedes the Horse

Pick Pick Pick

Leo and Sylvia Applebee could start the War To End Wars over anything. While visiting their friends the Fensterblaus, they… Read more Pick Pick Pick

The Pied Painter Of Squaresville

“Hey Gladys,” Fred asked. “Have I ever told you about the Pied Painter of Squaresville?” “Who’s he?” she asked. “Squaresville,”… Read more The Pied Painter Of Squaresville

Law Enforcement

Fred’s and George’s dream had finally come true. Their official Junior G Man kit had arrived. “Now we can be… Read more Law Enforcement

The Friends

“I often miss Edna since the aliens kindapped her,” Leonard told Carl. “Yes,” his friend said. “I can believe that.… Read more The Friends

The Intersection Between B.C. And A.D.

They meet regularly. Their last soiree worked out well. Jesus and Socrates discussed how each was executed by his respective… Read more The Intersection Between B.C. And A.D.

The Overture

“Oy”, Albert gasped. “Now I have to get up. I’ve never been like all those happy perky people who wake… Read more The Overture

Random Memories

“Who’s that?” Ethel asked Mabel. “That’s our handy man from thirty years ago.” Mabel said. “This house is a magnet… Read more Random Memories

I Have A Dream

Last night I had my amusement park dream again. The rides introduce themselves as Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. The… Read more I Have A Dream

New Lives

Clicke the link under the Frog. Clarence and Sylvia, now named Bartholomew and Guinevere, eagerly began their jobs as court… Read more New Lives