museum

myrna and sheldn

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Myrna and Sheldn were getting sick and tired of their usual routine, of weekly bowling and pinochle with their friends. One day she suggested they try to get everyone to go to a museum in Manhattan that Friday night instead.

While there, they came upon a particularly odd exhibit. All the eggheads and longhairs in attendance were trying to show off their supposed esthetic sensibilities by claiming to understand it.

There was all sorts of name dropping, references to Munch, Andy Warhol,assorted impressionists. Eventually Sheldn got fed up.

“It’s a lollipop,” he gasped. “Get over it!”