Distinctive

I got a new metronome and It’s always a smidge offbeat. I got a new guitar and It’s always tuned… Read more Distinctive

Henry Explains It All To Peter

‘Liberalism,’ Henry reminded Peter, ‘Is the ultimate paradox. They’re supposed peaceniks who condone the merciless slaughter of unborn children. They’re… Read more Henry Explains It All To Peter

Yet Another Tea Party

At the latest tea party, Each of the attendees Wore a mask. We were in a room With an entrance… Read more Yet Another Tea Party

The Couple

George dreamed of chocolate And one of Patricia’s smiles Though all they did was wrangle. Did her lips really follow… Read more The Couple

Rural Life

The first documentary, in stark Black and white, Is about farmers on the left, Females and males. They have blue… Read more Rural Life

Halloween Tea Party

It’s time for our Halloween Tea Party With all its requsite Histrionics and tomfoolery. The owl, typically, Is arguing with… Read more Halloween Tea Party

Use Only As Directed

I have a vault Where I can keep All my old memories, Both good and bad. I purposely haven’t ever… Read more Use Only As Directed

Life In the Great Society

All this time in a separate room List posted, Of mays, may nots, and musts. Pubs must all close Promptly… Read more Life In the Great Society

Sick Mentality

When will the left get over their sense of entitlement? Kids are owed participation trophies. Accusations of supposed racism and… Read more Sick Mentality

Obsolete

I gave the man a dollar. He sang me a song. Four and twenty blackbirds Too many times over Flew… Read more Obsolete