No One Cares

I am here in my cone of silence looking outward toward the town square measuring my tea in daily spoonsful… Read more No One Cares

Ralph

Ralph was kind of a Falstaffian character~obese, Loquacious, the first one to barge, welcome or otherwise, into a debate. Anytime… Read more Ralph

Gondo’s New Job

Gondo got a job pretending to be someone else. Every day he would go to the other gentleman’s home, workplace,… Read more Gondo’s New Job

The Totalitarian Cult

‘Don’t associate with that group,’ Cora told Mabel. ‘They’re a cult.’ ‘They’re in favor of equality,’ Mabel said. ‘Historically,’ Cora… Read more The Totalitarian Cult

A Very Hard Christmas

Santa got really lazy that Christmas. All the cutesy wholesome trappings of traditional Christmas lore were beginning to wear thin.… Read more A Very Hard Christmas

The Musician Friends

Tom, George, and Mark had been friends since their days at Our Lady Of Perpetual Help Elementary School. They were… Read more The Musician Friends

Rest In Peace Mabel

Mabel walks the graveyard daily. She was buried in the nineteenth century. No one is willing to Engrave her information… Read more Rest In Peace Mabel

The Gorillas’ Square Dance

Professor Arcabascio donned his gorilla suit and sauntered into the African jungle. Politely he introduced himself to real gorillas, awaiting… Read more The Gorillas’ Square Dance

The Beast

‘Have you ever seen the beast?’ the old crow asked as I walked about the fields one night. ‘Who is… Read more The Beast

The Bookworms

Cora and Linus were fans of rare books so they made friends with their Bibliopole neighbor Floyd. Day and night… Read more The Bookworms