Egad! I went to a party last night
And my brain cells got Ransacked
I saw more strangers than friends
As I walked through the crowd
In my single most elegant black tuxedo
Exchanging friendly handshakes, greetings, and smiles
The host politely asked me to
Attend to the nearby beer keg.
I saw, through the window, such a
Dense opaque fog as several guests
Were discussing Plato, Aristotle, and Socrates
Over such droll mundane ordinary food and drinks.