‘In today’s top headline,’ said Tom Terrific, ‘It’s Tracy Ward’s birthday.’
‘Who the hell is Tracy Ward?’ Suzy Swell asked.
‘She’s married to Burt Ward,’ he said.
‘The Boy Wonder’s wife’s birthday?! she said. ‘With all that’s going on out there, that’s your idea of news?!’
‘What do you expect?’ he reminded her. ‘We live in a one horse jerkwater town . Nothing important ever happens here , so I’m forced to make everything count. Can I help it if the city slickers get the good stuff and we’re stuck with this and the twenty sixth anniversary of Pat Buttram’s death?’
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