Ignorant Aunt Mabel

‘Don’t let folks con you,’ Ralph told Edna. ‘Not all vampires are like Nosferatu. That ignorant old hag of an Aunt Mabel’s been dead for years and is still sucking the life’s blood out of us all. Her funeral was quite boss.’

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