“For a while I was possessed by Satanic demons,” Boris told Natasha. “Then I finally figured out quite an effective trick to get rid of them and even to make a few extra dollars on the side too.”
Uncontrollably curious, his befuddled girlfriend asked for an explanation. “O.K., let’s here it,” she said.
“Here’s the thing,” said he. “You’d be surprised how many people somehow mistakenly believe that demons can’t possibly be restricted in the physical world. That’s not true though. I’ve figured out a way to tie them down in my garden.”
“It’s an old fashioned process based upon ancient traditional folklore. Besides that, all I have to do is to keep them surrounded with garlic. It’s sort of like their version of kryptonite. As long as I have them restricted this way, they can’t possibly get away with anything.”
“Can’t you tell by the bitter resentful smirks upon their very faces that they’d be quite capable of doing such a whole lot of damage if they were ever to get out of there? The very best part is, I get to make quite a substantial income because of them.”