Black Bart fancied himself the single orneriest bandit this here side of the Pecos. Everybody was a’scared of him. He drank, overate, cussed up a storm, and smelled funny besides.
The only one he was a’scared of was Judge Floyd Wiggums. That’s because Judge Wiggums knew he slept with a Teddy bear. If that ever got out, his rootin’ tootin’ reputation would be ruined for sure and permanently.
Folks always wondered why he only showed up on his nasty rants under certain circumstances, inevitably when the judge wasn’t around. He was ashamed of the truth. Welcome back to Sammi’s WRITING PROMPT #115