“I have quite an exceptional Memory, to the point that I’m a walking mnemonic device,” Sheldn told Myrna.
“Where are your car keys, eyeglasses, and phone?” she wanted to know.
“I’ll bet it all started,” she continued, “When your parents forgot to put the ‘O’ into your name.”
The pointless nitpicking continued for hours.
“Have it your way, Mrs. Weisenheimer,” he said.
“I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes, though,” he warned, “If Meredith Vieira wants to know Chester A. Arthur’s middle name, and you need a phone~a~friend.”