7 and Three Quarters Nutty Questions
Don’t just answer these questions with quick one word answers, but give them some body! Throw yourself into it.
How lucky are you and why?
I’ve always felt that I’m quite lucky. I’ve always been terrified of odd numbers even though none of them has never hurt me. Assuming that logic is applicable to everything , I must be amazingly lucky.
Do you believe in Bigfoot or just Big Feet?
I believe in Bigfoot, even though I haven’t seen him. I also believe in big feet, because I have seen them. I believe in alphabetical order, because it’s easy to memorize.
Why do they say the colour of money?
Officially there’s no one color of money, but trite clichés are unavoidably necessary in order to give people the ability to appreciate proper English.
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can they still hear their iPod?
If he runs at the speed of sound, he can’t hear. If he runs at the speed of light, he can’t see. Forces of nature are quite jealous and spiteful, and bitterly resent a smart.ass.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
He and Santa Claus have a contest going. No one knows how any one overweight guy in a red suit can be everyplace at precisely midnight once a year either, especially with all those toys to carry. They spend the rest of the year trying to figure out if anyone’s noticed yet what they’re really up to.
What’s the best age you have been so far?
Six of one and half a dozen of the other.
Why is your left foot smaller than your right?
My parents were both from northeastern Pennsylvania, and it’s very helpful when I have to climb a really high mountain.
If you are blow drying your hair, how do you get to the back of your head? Do you need to know the art of ricochet?
I use a mirror and a foot stool because it’s somewhat farther up than the rest of my body.
What is Satan’s last name?
It’s Lucas. Every year, he puts on a red and white suit, grows a white beard, and gives Christmas presents to unsuspecting dyslexics.
What were you doing at midnight 37am last night?
I was arguing bitterly with my imaginary friends.
How weird is this? I know, right?
I don’t have an official weird scale so any guess would be so inaccurate.
What is your third favourite word of all time?
Answers to be polished up on the backside of the an Adam’s apple!
I’ve always heard it might have even been a pomegranate.
A Whacky questionnaire by Rory, AKA Bloke