The ad in the Daily News read: “Pick three beautiful famous women to share supper with you.” Bob chose Mary Queen of Scots, Eleanor of Aquitaine and Marie Antoinette. He filled out the form and sent in his application. The fateful day finally arrived. In frustration, he called the company that placed the ad.
“I just don’t get it!” he exclaimed in rage. “I did as I was told to do! What happened?”
“Mr. Wiggums,” the company’s representative gasped, “Don’t you understand? They’re all dead!”
He simply couldn’t believe he’d gone to all that trouble for nothing.