I’m miss alcohol. Welcome to my world only if you behave. Like drugs, and life in general, I’m both good and evil. I can show you quite a good time or send you straight to hell. Please extend me an invitation to parties and other functions. My rule is life’s rule. It’s all about text, context and subtext. My flair for variety is notorious. I’m bitter at times, often sweet, known throughout the world, a lovely servant and an ugly mistress. My rules are life’s rules. I’m not called spirits for nothing. Spirits are both good and evil.