You’ll never know how bad you really smell girl.
You’ll never know how ripe you really are.
Listen do you want to use some Secret?
Do you promise not to smell? Whoa~oh oh
Odor doesn’t add much to your charm
And it does you so much harm
Stay away from me ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I bought you Secret just a week ago.
I think it might help you so.
Listen (doo wah doo) do you want to use some Secret? (doo wah doo)
Do you promise not to smell? Whoa~oh oh
Odor (doo wah doo) doesn’t add much to your charm (doo wah doo)
And it does you so much harm
Stay away from me ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
http://dailypost.wordpress.com/dp_writing_challenge/to-the-tune-of/
http://marthakennedy.wordpress.com/2014/06/16/whine-like-a-beagle/
http://bumblepuppies.wordpress.com/2014/06/16/edward-snowden-insults-my-intelligence/
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Ha!! Very clever!! I found you on the challenge site. Yours was the only title that sounded promising – – and it fulfilled!! Thanks!
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Thanks .It’s one of my favorite Beatle songs. I got the idea from having heard a few kids say the first line of it when I was a kid, in the old days, on my high school school bus. Then I made up the rest for the blog post
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This is so cool. With teenagers in the house here, it’s possibly funnier than you realised
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I can believe that. I got the idea from my having heard someone say that first line when I was in high school. it’s too bad it’s such an old song that 99% of today’s teenagers don’t have any idea it even exists. It came out when I was only a little kid
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