Bernice was a big Yankee fan for life
Though Stanley he couldn’t stand sports at all.
He got gussied up all prim and proper
And she wore bermuda shorts day and night
She was such a radical left wing chick
And he, alas, was that far on the right.
She ate only macrobiotic style
And he wanted a well-rounded diet.
She, a country girl, lived on a large farm.
And he was a die hard city slicker.
She listened all day to the Grateful Dead
But he wanted a Mozart concerto.
Alas their romance didn’t quite work out.
Hard though I try I shall never know why.