Over the course of my educational lifetime two subjects I could never even handle the least bit well were math and science. That’s not even counting college. College is the time in an individual’s life when he’s introduced to an even wider variety of subjects that are entirely too difficult for him. My two most significant reminders of how difficult math and science always were for me were the time in the ninth grade at St. John the Baptist when Mr. Richard Morabito, my biology teacher, kept calling my mother and reminding her that I was such an intelligent kid, and such a perfect gentleman in the classroom, that he could never understand why I couldn’t do well in his class; and Mrs. Joan McGrath, my twelfth grade probability and statistics teacher, who asked me, on my last day of school, to give her my solemn promise never even to think of majoring in math. In my freshman year at S.U.N.Y. Farmingdale, I was enrolled during my first semester in a probability and statistics class. After a very short time my professor forced me to leave because he knew I couldn’t handle it. My late cousin Karen, from western New York, was a math teacher. She once told me that she had no idea how anyone could possibly have a hard time with math. She said it struck her as so logical. Maybe that’s my entire problem with math and the hard sciences. The reason they are so difficult for me may be the fact that I’ve never been the king of the logically consistent. With the exception of a cultural anthropology class I once presumed to take at Adelphi University, where Dr. Ludomir Lozny was inevitably forced to resign himself to my incompetence, I’ve always done quite well at the social sciences. I’ve always been quite interested in, and done quite well at anything in the humanities department too. During my fairly early adult years I got smitten with an insatiable interest in both Catholicism and the culture war from a specifically intellectual point of view. I then took a few more classes at S.U.N.Y. Farmingdale and some classes at Adelphi. Conveniently I avoided the dreaded math and science departments. When I first went back to Farmingdale, the first two classes I took were micro-economics with Professor Robert Reganse and philosophy, specifically ethics, with Dr. Marlene San Miguel Groner. I had already taken philosophy and economics classes there immediately after high school, and I only got average grades. This time, though, because of my having gotten so entirely enthused about all of life’s big questions, I was quite notorious for my class participation and my grades were exceptional. The reason I’ve always found the soft sciences and humanities so much more interesting and easier than math and the hard sciences may lie entirely in the fact that math and the hard sciences have always struck me as overly laden with dry, boring facts, figures and symbols. In the social sciences and humanities, though, there are all sorts of references to the entire history, and the very point, of man’s existence. For a very long time, people have said that I give the distinct impression that I’m a theology and philosophy major. I majored in literature though. As far as I’m concerned the social sciences and humanities provide the most interesting explanations of the way the world is put together, and the manner in which people have always interacted with each other. Like the very best songs of the 1960’s they provide a lot of especially good story telling. By my standards, it’s a perfect combination of the didactic and narrative sides of life. My imagination has always been quite notoriously hyperactive and a lot can happen in humanities and social sciences classrooms that appeal to my creative side. Although math and science are most certainly quite exceptionally important, I’ve always found them so unbearably boring and difficult. All I’ve ever seen in those disciplines has been a succession of unbearably painful burdens to be borne with a sense of resignation. Unlike Penny’s friends on “The Big Bang Theory”, I should consider life in a world of math and science to be a prison sentence.